Precious! (Based on the novel "Push by Sapphire")

Siamese Stache!

No No NO!

Teeny Weenie!

Ninja!

Nerd!

WTF?!

Poor Thing!

The Luigi!

The Chaplin!

Oh So Clever!

Gah!!!

Magnifique!

Curses!

Polaroid!

Pep Rally!

Ew Stache!

Bored At Work!

Our first submission.

Chinny Chin Chin!

The Dictator!

Le Artiste!

Award Winner!

Ballpark Frank!

Refined!

Hipster!

Fu Manchu!

Seductive!

Celebrity Stache!

Dastardly!

Welcome to GIRL STACHE!

I needed something to round out my trilogy of blogs. I've got my own personal blog entitled Go Forth, My Son, And Rock (yes, I know that And is capitalized... its all about style points. Ass.). Then I've got my blog for film and poetry, titled Haiku Cinema. Rad.

It wasn't until I was with my New York friend, my sister from another cradle, that I was able to discover that which had long been missing. I was perusing her library of digital photos, hoping to sneak a peek at some nudies. Sadly, there were none. :(

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Any way. What I did stumble upon was an assortment of photos cataloging her apparent love for taking photos with fake mustaches on. Instantly, a child was born. It literally birthed itself into my mind of thought, and without hesitation I knew I had found the bookend to my blog empire. I slapped that baby's ass, knocking the life into it. A glorious moment occurred as creativity unveiled itself unto me. Initially, it would be called Girls With Mustaches. But soon, cooler heads prevailed...

Girl Stache was born.

Enjoy the pornography of the internet.